Free Prison Mike

He tried to tell the world the truth. Instead of listening, society mocked him, questioned his methods, and left him trapped in the system. This ends now.

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Free Prison Mike Tee

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Gruel Survivor Mug

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THE TRUTH

He was framed by the worst part of prison: the dementors.
His only real crime was educating the public about gruel sandwiches.
He served hard time in a world that never respected soft pretzels.
The system ignored key witness testimony from people who definitely watch The Office on loop.

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